This should be read aloud...
I: Ooh my leg muscles are aching from yesterday's jogging.
Bro: Good.
I: I love it when my muscles ache.
Bro: Then you should be an egg.
What a retard.Yay, everybody. Let's cheer. I fell ill 3 days before the first written evil O's paper. Pharyngitis (I think, if I caught what the docs said accurately) targeted me, struck me, and intends to devour me within the next hour. Since I have an hour left, I'd love to thank everybody for their continuous support and encouragement and love. And hugs. And support... and encouragement...
Just in case you were preparing to start a celebration for the death of me, I'm sorry to disappoint ya, I'm gonna whack that devil and kill
him before it kills me. No, I'm not being sexist. I'm sure it's a male. Females aren't as stubborn. HAHAHAHAHA. Did I say I'm not sexist? LOL
I'm kidding.
Okay everything here is a joke except the part I mentioned I'm ill and is down with pharyngitis. I told the docs I'm having a bad throat and upon checking, he said it's not a bad throat, it's a very bad throat. I woke up this morning realising I've lost my voice. Thankfully more sleep and a lovely dream made my soul find my voice back and shove it back into my body. It's quite reluctant to share territory with that evil dude, the virus, so it comes and leaves, really.
I've been coughing my guts out. I think there's phlegm stuck somewhere but the coughing has sapped my energy so I have almost none left to try to get it OUT.
Oh yeah my nose is running along with it. And I have hmm 2 days to the written paper.
I'm so sorry to those who're gonna be in the same venue on Monday cos you're gonna be so distracted with my coughing and clearing of throat. Bless you guys, be prepared yeah? lol
The other option is of course to slit my throat and then you can continue preparing for that party for the death of me. :)
4 Comments:
i swear you're a joker. (:
what a good way to destress from chi. hahahaha.
anyhow, get wellll soon! i agree. plenty of sleep! you can recover from anything with that! (: heh.
so there. take care huang! hope to see you fit and well on that dreaded monday morning. (:
-zheya
it's the illness talking you see. i'm not very good with jokes, but why thanks for the compliment :D
i've been sleeping a lot today. i don't normally sleep so much. not the past few days anyway :(
i hope i'll be well tooooooo RAR.
Haha! Don't worry. I'm sure you'll be up and mugging in no time! (haha. notice it's not up and jumpin');P
out of topic, but is the Pharyngitis thingy some infection of the pharynx? haha. cute name:p
Ok. studying HAS made me mad too!
get well soon!:)
thank you! :D as some people could tell today, im still sick. :P but okay much better! :D
up and mugging HMMM i wonder if i ever wanna be up and mugging. hahahah
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